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No Mr.Bond... I expect you to DIE!

Fri Sep 14, 2007, 6:07 AM
  • Mood: Zeal
So I've gotten myself into a new position at work.

Yep, no more mall cop here.

I'm now an Officer at an extremely high security site. So high security I can't even tell you guys what I do. Simply put I play the "Anti-James Bond" agent.

It is a bitchin' site too. I walk up to a giant metal wall mounted with all kinds of cameras and it opens for me. Then I have to pass through 4 blast doors with access card, biometric (fingerprints), and mass screening before I get in.

Needless to say that position came with a huge raise and the MOST awesome schedule I have ever had! I only work 15 days a month and I should be making about half again as much $$$. And the job is easy for me. No more screwing around with homeless people, drunks, and crackheads. Now I get to deal with real business people.

And my partner is an ex-Burmese Resistance Fighter.

I love my job.

It gets even cooler too. I have enough free time at work to produce some art. So I'm posting my last couple nights drawings. Enjoy!

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I have created my new Stock account!!!

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All bow down to my awesomeness!!


-Zemyn :katana:

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Damn. If you haven't made up any of the actual content of your journals, then you are the luckiest fucker on the face of the planet.

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:evillaugh:

Now I just need to wait until I really get a chance to :matrixfight: with Mr. Bond.

:ninjabattle:

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-Zemyn :katana:

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:iconzemyn:
I have made up nothing.

And no, I am not the luckiest fucker on the face of the planet. Mr. Hefner is.

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-Zemyn :katana:

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Fine, you're the luckiest fucker that I communicate with on a regular basis. XD

~Alex

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|_337 g4|\/|3r. c#1><><0r w17 d4 |\/|0\/35. XD

"I've come to accept the fact that my voice sounds weirder to everyone else than it does to me."

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Feed the World
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Man. Freakin' jackpot, eh?
So you can't tell us WHAT it is you do, but can you tell what kinda business it is?

-KE
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It's a data protection center. Basically a military bunker downtown built to house other companies servers etc.

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-Zemyn :katana:

A Chain Reaction is taking place... see it here!
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"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No, Mr.Bond...I expect you to die!"

My friends and I would say that as a greeting.

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HOMG, the caption for your journal = EPIC WIN. <333 :glomp:

I'm so happy for you too! It's awesome you've got a new job that you actually like, and from my standpoint, it sounds pretty fucking amazing. C: :heart:

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